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Got a job you'd like us to consider? Email the show at: teeceandfinch@hotmail.com

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Mark and David discuss how border control keep a straight face, what breeds of dog like to get their hair done and whether lifeguards can even swim as they ponder which career path is right for them.

Got a job you'd like us to consider? Email the show at: teeceandfinch@hotmail.com